I am called the Hoax. I have been a superhero for a while now, it's just that no witness to my deeds believe what they saw. What do I have that other superheroes don't? Here's a list of them:
I don't need a secret identity since no one would believe me anyway
People think everything I say is a lie
I can make people's brains explode by apperaring in front of them and saying "I'm in front of you"
Even my conscience and better judgement don't trust me!
I have beaten other heroes, like Superman... or would have if they believed my invitation to a fight...
All my heroic acts have been done openly behind the scenes!
So please, if you're reading this, give me a chance! My number is 4238597 and I'm available anytime.
*All information is invalid.
We would have arrested the culprit for
false advertizing if we didn't have to deal
with this lunatic claiming he is the Hoax.
1 Comments:
I kept calling the Hoax, but the guy on the line kept saying it was a wrong number! Liar.
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