Colorful Delusions

I'm proud to have assignments that have to be computerized or researched in cases like these

excerpt from A Harvest Moon Vacation because I feel like it:

* Gray free-falls down the hill and hits a branch groin-first *
(JACK : There goes Gray Jr.)(GRAY : Shut up!)
* The branch breaks under his weight and he falls towards another branch which he hits groin-first *
(JACK : And Gray III.)(GRAY : Quit interrupting my flashback!)
* He falls sideward and rolls down the hill then smacks onto a petrified log *
* Gray moans in pain *
* The log moves due to Gray's weight and rolls down but he smashes onto a boulder *
(NATE : Now I'm sure that hurt.)(GRAY : You have no idea.)
* The boulder in turn is loosened and rolls along with Gray *
(KAREN : That first step always hurts.)(GRAY : Enough comments!)
* Gray lands onto what was once a tree but the log & boulder soon follow after him *
(MAYOR : Ouch.)
* The tree's trunk collapses under the weight and gray hits the small space of solid ground *
* The boulder & log fall but miss him by a few centimeters *
* Gray is relieved *
* The small space of land under him crumbles *
* Gray continues to tumble down the hill until he hits another branch *
(JACK : Gray, have you ever considered adopting?)(GRAY : Shut up, Jack!)
* The branch collapses and Gray free-falls toward the river below *
* Gray smacks right onto the boulder that landed earlier and bounces off onto the log then finally into the river *
* The river carries Gray through the current then across the rapids *
* After passing the rapids, Gray calmly washes through the river until he gets to the waterfall *
* As Gray falls down the fall, he hits a rock *
* Gray nears the base of the fall which is lined with many jagged rocks *
* After floating peacefully through the river for a few seconds, he feels something sharp near his ass *
* His ass is tugged and he is lifted from the water by a fisherman *
* The fisherman briefly looks at Gray then takes Gray's wallet and throws him back into the river *
(DRAKE : Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!)(GRAY : What's so funny?!)(DRAKE : Nothin'... Bwahahahhahaah!)
* Gray floats across the river and washes up on shore *
* A figure comes up and approaches Gray *
* The figure kicks Gray on the side *

posted by Raziel @ 8:12 PM