Colorful Delusions

fear my rushed random thoughts

When I find myself rushing in an unimportant activity, I start thinking random thoughts. This time, I was doing a mock homework for anyone who won't stop bugging me until I give them something to copy. Roche narrowly escaped passing an assignment that would destroy his English grade for the whole year accidentally. He later read it and found out what he almost done. I liked how it went and plan to post it here.

Presenting, The Far Off Summary of Beowulf:

Beowulf tried to invade Grendel's mother's home but failed because he couldn't scale the vaseline covered smooth marble walls. He tried to fight off the guards of the lair but the old men's ramblings were too long and boring. Beowulf was forced to surrender. He worked as the sea hag's lap dancer for 7 years until the rat kings attacked the lair and saved Beowulf. During the journey back, the rat kings taught Beowulf the secrets of toilet flushing. That night, Beowulf backstabbed the rat kings. He defeated all of them with a Knights of The Round materia. Later, he found himself near the cave of the Hamhams united. At the entrance, he met Bilbo Baggins who gave him The One Ring. He put the ring on and was about to enter the cave until he saw the Ring wraiths. The Ring wraiths then proceeded to stab him with really pointy knives that burn with the evil of a 1000 hells. Harry Potter then came and saw Beowulf's corpse. He pilfered all of Beowulf's belongings including The One Ring. Several years later, Harry ruled the muggle world with an iron fist. With him was his wife, Sauron and the dancing bananna.After a few more years of listening to the song that never ends, a rebellion was raised. The group was called "Krusty Boxers". There were about 100 people and 5 influencial leaders above them. The leaders were called the "Meaty-Cheesy Rangers". They invaded Harry's heavily armed fortress with large highly advanced mechas and handheld BFGs. During the attack, they suffered great losses. Their only accomplishment of leaking on a tree at the front yard was not enough for them. There were only 10 left including the Meaty-Cheesy Rangers. Their funds were only enough to buy earmuffs and toothpicks for each member. With their advanced skills of eye-poking, toothpick flinging and retrieving, and farting at will, the Crusty Boxers ended Harry's reign. Shortly after their victory, Darth Vader blew up the planet.

Moral: Never leave a platypus alone inside a freezer.

comments:

Roche: Sean naman, (says something. either I don't remember or the lecture at the time proved to be more interesting)

Benji: The first thing you see is an epic summary about Beowulf. The next thing you know, a platypus was actually the cause of the next Ice Age. But Darth Vader never got out of the way when they saw the big dark green gaseous area in space which melted the Undeath Star. (and suffocated the guys inside it)

Me: Normally, I would be reminded that I scare myself. But I'm used to it so it doesn't suprise me as much as it used to.

posted by Raziel @ 5:51 AM 0 illusions

I'm updating, I'm updating

but I can't think of anything right now

So, here are the lyrics to Galaxy Bang! Bang!

nande? do-shite? PINCHI! share ni nannai
TORABURU kousen Buru Buru uchuu wa oosawagi

okke- MUCHA shittatte heiki YAMUCHA shicatte
omatsuri kibun de ato wa kamisama ni inorimashou
ingaouhou!

mainichi ga ADOBENCHAA
maku ga aitara deta toko shoubu
TANE mo SHIKAKE mo mahou mo nai
ICHI ga BACHI ka no I.N.G

okiraku KAANIBARU yume to kibou no MASHIN GAN
hoshii mono ni nerai o sadamete Bang! Bang!
odoro- asobo- BURABO-
tokimeki ROKETTO ni notte
tenka muteki no SAKUSESU SUTOORII hajimeyou

GOMEN yurushite maido osawagase shite
jikochuu dakedo Chu Chu egao ga torie desu

OORAI ase kaite mo ippai beso kaite mo
tanoshiku yatte mo
kekkyoku RAKKII no kachi desho? yuigadokuson!

koi mo mirai mo RUURETTO hirun ja make yo
un ni makasete chotto saki wa SABAIBARU
noru ka soru ka no R.P.G

wagamama MONSUTAA onaka sukaseta DAINASOO
kowai mono nante doko ni mo nai no Bang! Bang!
sawago- warao- daimaou
hoshikuzu EKISUTORA ni shite
SUTEEJI wa HIROIN no deban o matteru no

mainichi ga ADOBENCHAA
maku ga aitara deta toko shoubu
TANE mo SHIKAKE mo mahou mo nai
ICHI ga BACHI ka no I.N.G

okiraku KAANIBARU yume to kibou no MASHIN GAN
hoshii mono ni nerai o sadamete Bang! Bang!
odoro- asobo- BURABO-
tokimeki ROKETTO ni notte
tenka muteki no SAKUSESU SUTOORII hajimeyou

posted by Raziel @ 4:28 AM 0 illusions

First 3 days of school wasn't so bad.

Since I went another year higher, I have to climb an extra set of stairs. Some prices raised a bit.(again) No one has a definite place anymore so it's harder to find everyone. Teachers are a lot stricter than last year(comically strict in some cases). Our homeroom adviser is Mr. Antonil(Antoneil, Antoneel, Antonel, I forgot the spelling) With him as adviser, there were some changes.

The class cannot enter the classroom, thus not being able to sit down, until after the flag ceremony. When we enter the classroom, we can't sit down until we repeat half the flag ceremony in the classroom. VDP period will be used for important matters or reading the handbook instead of extra assignment time. Being our english teacher as well as adviser, I had more to worry about. During recitation, you answer correctly, insist its correct, answer additional questions and trick questions correctly otherwise, you get a 65 recitation grade for the day.(passing grade is 70% >.<) Somehow, this gives me an impulse to get a 95 instead of my usually average 80. Good thing its english. If it was filipino, I will gurantee I would fail. That or brutally torture him to give me a passing grade.

On the bright side, I more year to go. Benji is my classmate. Classmate, Yang is not. Everyone still eats at the Gazebo. Due to mr. Anto(neil? nil? nel? kneel? pancake?)'s presence, the usual annoyances aren't as... annoying. For computer, we're taking advanced Moacromedia Flash MX! Whee! I experimented enough with everything I knew about Flash during the summer.

posted by Raziel @ 4:27 AM 0 illusions

I decided to make a post one day before school... done ^_^;

posted by Raziel @ 4:47 AM 0 illusions

maybe there's hope for Destiny Cable yet

I was channel surfing when I saw a new channel. It caught my eye because it was showing Getbackers then. It was about 6:00 at the time. It was at the episode when they were at the hotspring trying to peep through this hole I think. Still chinese dubbed with no translation though. The channel was called CTS. After came a slightly more interesting Yu Gi Oh series where they had these wrist blade card holding things. They get better outfits and they don't need rings for the card battles anymore. In other news, GTO started showing again on the CTTV channel at around 7:30 in the morning and 8:00 in the evening during weekdays. Now if only those people started putting english subtitles. Not everyone in Asia knows Chinese or Japanese.

posted by Raziel @ 4:52 AM 0 illusions

nothing much to write about. So, quiz time!


You're an Etch-a-Sketch!! You're the creative,
artsy type who doesn't need to actually utilize
a single muscle group in order to have fun.
Doesn't matter though, you're still cool.


What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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me? cool?


schizoid


Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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PH34R M3!


Specter:
A specter is an imprint of one who once lived.
They are pale- near transparent- beings who
wander the earth. Your head is often in the
clouds. You daydream and try to escape so much
that your body is merely a shell traversing the
earthly plane while your soul is worlds away.


What Mythological Creature Are You (Many Results and Beautiful Pics)
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Is it just me, or is that Chii dressed in black?
Daydream? not much.

You are an oven... YOU WIN!!!


How smart are you?
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I actually did this on purpose...


ur tha brown m&m, wow, browns a pretty awsome
m&m!!! kool! u should be proud! brown pride!
(being a m&m that is)


Which m&m r u? (with pics!)
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^_^;;

posted by Raziel @ 10:50 PM 0 illusions

Just wondering: Does anyone bother reading my posts?

"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which
can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times
as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood,
and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe
THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not." - Blood mage

posted by Raziel @ 10:35 PM 0 illusions

A post

Layout is fixed. Thanks to Rika again for giving a few ideas on how to fix it.

watched Harry Potter today. It was okay. It was one of those movies where someone finally ran out of hair gel, someone doesn't bleed when their supposed to, someone spawns clothes when he revert to his human form(they could make a bussiness out of that), and pumpkins are slaughtered mindlessly. Dementors were cool though. I want a pet Dementor. Maybe it would finally snow around here. I liked the preview for Garfield. I wonder if I'll ever get the chance to watch it. Spiderman 2's preview was okay but it didn't catch as much attention as Garfield.

Chef Brian's quotes make heads turn and explode in confusion all over the internet.

I found the pop tarts IMVironment game fun. I reached level 15 once.

The most common thing I hear when chatting is the BUZZ!!! It gets annoying when my IM screen is filled with BUZZ!!!es once in a while. But the snowball splat in the winter IMVironment is another story. r2 is obsessed with the Dog Lovers IMVironment. The doodle IMVironment is okay but it takes too much text space.

I need to get Onimusha 3 or at least a screenshot of that panda costume ^_^

I found this site of game trailers 2 days ago. I think I watched the Tenchu 3 trailer too much.

Stopping rant... now

posted by Raziel @ 5:05 AM 0 illusions

I finally have a new layout!

Kinda messy though, but it's a start. I might need some help with the formatting. Like how to fix my sidebar. My chatterbox and links just... doesn't want to move to the top of the side bar. Need help please?

Just wondering, does anyone bother reading my posts at all?

posted by Raziel @ 11:41 PM 0 illusions